Saturday 4 October 2008
BREAKING NEWS
presented by Lionel Sundow, Senior Reporter
SINGAPORE- Hundreds and thousands of refugees, their clothes torn and tattered, today made the long walk back to the scene of the disaster that ruined them all.
But Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)- an IB World School was a different place from the disastrous wreck it had been just one day earlier. After two consecutive days of battering, Hurricane Ohhelpitseoysagain had claimed the lives of many young men, as it struck with water constraint case studies and angles of elevation. Those that survived were few, and they were all stricken with ailments such as chronic depression and the like.
Now, with still more than half the storm to go, Ohhelpitseoysagain has calmed down, and ACS (I) is a safe haven. Temporarily. As the eye of the hurricane passes over them, victims huddled together in the lecture theatre for warmth and shelter. Unfortunately, in their absence a certain mad historian had been trapped there when the storm hit, and he had become even crazier than he already was. Trapping all the students (including our valiant reporter) in the room, he posed them an evil problem that they had to solve in order to escape.
Desperate to flee the evil place (which mind you didn't have air-conditioning), the victims worked as one cohesive force to try and break free- they copied answers.
After being released, the poor students fled the place as fast as they could, though each of them carried the knowledge that they would be back there again in two days, this time with Ohhelpitseoysagain in full blast.
Here are some thoughts of the unfortunate students-
"Gah! I forgot! The Indians were bankers, not coolies! Also, Nat is great."
"I think I have to go home and mug now. Also, Nat is great."
"Hey Nat, so you're sure you failed the maths? Also, you're great."
It is clear that the general population's opinion was that they were in a state of turmoil. And that Nat is great. Yay.
Now all that there is left to do is to sit out the storm...and wait.
4 More days until Hurricane Ohhelpitseoysagain is predicted to subside.
The ~S&S~ Times sends their condolences to all readers who have suffered this disaster. Also, Nat is great.
But Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)- an IB World School was a different place from the disastrous wreck it had been just one day earlier. After two consecutive days of battering, Hurricane Ohhelpitseoysagain had claimed the lives of many young men, as it struck with water constraint case studies and angles of elevation. Those that survived were few, and they were all stricken with ailments such as chronic depression and the like.
Now, with still more than half the storm to go, Ohhelpitseoysagain has calmed down, and ACS (I) is a safe haven. Temporarily. As the eye of the hurricane passes over them, victims huddled together in the lecture theatre for warmth and shelter. Unfortunately, in their absence a certain mad historian had been trapped there when the storm hit, and he had become even crazier than he already was. Trapping all the students (including our valiant reporter) in the room, he posed them an evil problem that they had to solve in order to escape.
Desperate to flee the evil place (which mind you didn't have air-conditioning), the victims worked as one cohesive force to try and break free- they copied answers.
After being released, the poor students fled the place as fast as they could, though each of them carried the knowledge that they would be back there again in two days, this time with Ohhelpitseoysagain in full blast.
Here are some thoughts of the unfortunate students-
"Gah! I forgot! The Indians were bankers, not coolies! Also, Nat is great."
"I think I have to go home and mug now. Also, Nat is great."
"Hey Nat, so you're sure you failed the maths? Also, you're great."
It is clear that the general population's opinion was that they were in a state of turmoil. And that Nat is great. Yay.
Now all that there is left to do is to sit out the storm...and wait.
4 More days until Hurricane Ohhelpitseoysagain is predicted to subside.
The ~S&S~ Times sends their condolences to all readers who have suffered this disaster. Also, Nat is great.
6 comments:
fine la. can come online to type this crap but u must simply just dao me when i msn u..
I'm always offline. =)
nice
Sigh. Stupidest thing ever.
This article is written by Nathaniel Chew the asst under the pseudonym of Lionel Sundow and speaks of how the exams are like a hurricane in ACS (Independent). However, from my contextual knowledge, the other posts in Nat's blog are extremely fictitious, as there are no such things as pomfret cakes.
The purpose of the source is to persuade the readers of the blog that Nat is cool. The author, Nat, hopes that through this less people would be mean to him. In addition to this, this article besides being biased is also extremely LOSE, for everyone still knows Natty is just a big fat (fat?) loser. Of course, those like Saurabh who think this post is cool are not cool either, giving themselves stupid nicknames such as not in existence.
Lastly, it is NOT COOL to be offline on MSN all the time, just proves you're a tard.
Signing out,
Thats all.
sigh... you just have to be so anti nat... let him be random. its nat after all
IN OTHER NEWS:
It appears that an accident has occurred on lane 3 of Braddell Road, where a truck carrying pomfret cakes has overturned. Eye witnesses noted that a certain chjiro was buried under the rubble, and died.
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